[Global pandemics are unquestionably bad things. When it became clear that lots of businesses were about to go under unless they figured out remote work, they found a way to make remote work… work. I guess the hierarchy for me would be: In office work < hybrid work < remote + in person meeting < remote + video conference < remote + phone conference < remote + email < remote + leave me alone and don’t talk to me about work.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a misanthrope – and consider myself a generally friendly person. I guess it’s more that I’m not interested in using any work time for socializing (or visa versa). If there’s something I need, I’ll ask (by email). If there’s something you need, feel free to ask (by email). If neither of us need things, I guess there’s nothing to talk about.
This post was started just a few years before this meme:

You wouldn’t believe how many times I’ll spend the time and effort preparing a detailed analysis for a client – only to have them ask me to schedule a meeting. So we set the meeting or phone call. The worst start to one of these meetings was “Well, what do you think?” What do I think? WHAT DO I THINK? 1 I just spilled five pages of ink2 explaining exactly what I think. Like a good little soldier, I even put a big “Executive Summary” right at the top because I know full damn well you’re not going to read any of what I really think and you’re just looking for a “bottom line.” Then I include a conclusion area with helpful bullet point action items for what we have to do next.
If you can’t be bothered to read what you paid me to write, or the summaries I prepared for you, I don’t know how to help you. Mind you, I started this blog post 15 years ago, long before people were shoveling longform content into AI’s for summaries. 3
I should really charge double for having to do a phone call to discuss an email I just sent. If an email turns into a meeting, we have, all of us, failed.]
…are a waste of time. Seriously. I mean, you might as well have an in-person meeting in pitch black darkness. How do you have a meaningful conversation with disembodied voices? Under any other circumstances it would be considered madness.
If you need to convey or obtain a piece of information or take a poll quickly, use e-mail.
Now, sometimes the nuance of a phone call is warranted – but it’s not particularly often.
Drafts Zero - The Lost Blog Posts- Misnamer [11/28/2010]
- The Lost Blog Posts
- Plastruder! [Draft 12/25/2009]
- UNTITLED [Draft 12/25/2009]
- Preparing to print [Draft 12/27/2009]
- More prints [Draft 01/04/2010]
- Prototype Pricing [Draft 01/19/2010]
- MakerBot tuning [Draft 01/20/2010]
- Plastic Screw Anchor [Draft 02/02/2010]
- Magic [Draft 02/03/2010]
- How are you printing with PLA? [Draft 02/16/2010]
- Rebuilding my extruder [Draft 02/16/2010]
- MY robot [Draft 02/18/2010]
- more things i learned [Draft 02/20/2010]
- First commissioned piece! [Draft 02/22/2010]
- MakerBot: Toy or Tool? [02/25/2010]
- Idea for Skeinforge settings… [Draft 03/27/2010]
- RepRap and MakerBot alternatives [Draft 04/05/2010]
- RepRap Parts for Sale [Draft 04/07/2010]
- Where is the Othercutter? [Draft 06/08/2015]
- Mendel Parts – Printed, Cast, CNC’d, Lasercut or Injection Molded? [Draft 04/12/2010]
- MakerBot Operator’s Manual [06/04/20210]
- MakerBot on CBS! [07/07/2010]
- New Print: Soft-Pawed Albino Stoat of South Wales Cookie Cutter [07/07/2010]
- House calls [07/11/2010]
- Digital assistant? [08/05/2010]
- MakerBot + Junk = Stuff! [08/06/2010]
- Design choices in RepRap, Goals of RepRap [08/14/2010]
- Upgrades and obsolescence [08/25/2010]
- Dear Anonymous [08/25/2010]
- The ultimate in customer service [08/26/2010]
- Open Source Makes You Smarter [08/27/2010]
- Getting my Plastruder MK5 running [09/06/2010]
- Weird new kind of spam [09/19/2010]
- An open letter to Ms. Word [10/18/2010]
- Printing with PLA again! [10/18/2010]
- Halloween costume too [10/27/2010]
- Dream jobs [10/29/2010]
- The nuances of time travel [10/31/2010]
- Printed Pink Panther Person [11/22/2010]
- Skein them all and let ‘Bot sort them all out [11/24/2010]
- The Patents for disc shooters [12/10/2010]
- Princess Bride with Lightsabers [12/13/2010]
- Dilbert comic [12/13/2010]
- Ultimachine PLA review [12/15/2010]
- Mendel to the power of 101 [12/21/2010]
- Potential improvements for Leonardo Voltron [12/27/20210]
- You can keep your filthy money [12/28/2010]
- I watched Primer the other night [12/30/2010]
- 10 Printing Predictions for 2011 [01/03/2011]
- I’d rather be making [01/04/2011]
- Best use for the MakerBot Unicorn? [01/04/2011]
- There’s just something profoundly meta and wrong with this. [01/05/2011]
- MK4 plastruder parts for sale [01/10/2011]
- Phone conferences… [01/10/2011]

