Wait a second… that’s not a trap at all!

I just realized that the second variation of my funnel/one-way-door mousetrap doesn’t really trap mice at all!

Since it is specifically designed to provide an avenue of escape to the mouse, there’s no trapping being done, and I may have just miserably failed the design challenge.  The challenge specifically states that the winning design is the one that first catches his mouse.

Plus, this particular design would require you to drill a 4cm hole and 4x 3mm holes in a door.  I’m guessing this is one of those “cure is worse than the disease” solutions.

How to test a ridiculous idea

Cathal Garvey posted his recommendations as to how those without mice can test their designs.  He suggests:

*Think* like the mouse, *be* the mouse!
Alternatively, leave one outside in the country or garden, and await your furry, diseased reward!

But how do you test a one way door/mouse funnel mousetrap if you don’t want to invite mice into your house?  I suppose a box with two such funnels installed with a bit of peanut butter inside.  If you wake up and find no mice or peanut butter – it either worked perfectly1 or it failed miserably2 !  If the mouse is stuck inside…  well I guess it kinda succeeded.

  1. as in the mouse left via the second one-way-exit []
  2. as in the mouse left the wrong way out the first one-way-exit, just to be a rodent jerk []

Must… stop… brain…

I can’t help it.  Another idea using the last mouse funnel occurred to me.

What if you had a long tube with a series of bristles all pointing in the same direction just like the mouse funnel?  Put some peanut butter on the outside, install in a door, and walk away happy and content that you’re saving mouse lives.

Once the mouse started down that tube it wouldn’t be able to turn around or back up easily.  Given the option of unlimited freedom outdoors and chewing its way back through pokey bits, I can’t imagine it would choose plastic splinters.

Self-emptying mouse funnel mousetrap

I’ve spent WAAAAY too much time thinking about this problem.  Here’s my new idea:

The hope is that a mouse inside your house will walk out the hole in the door to get to the peanut butter on the other side of the funnel.  Once inside the box with all of the peanut butter consumed the mouse can either (a) try to struggle past the pointy bits back into the house or (b) slip outside through the second funnel.

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater

Some might consider it cheating to enter a mouse trap that is probably 95% not printed in the Mouse Get! challenge.  I disagree.

If your mouse trap requires anykind of bait/lure, then it’s not really 100% printed, is it? And, if it is 100% printed chances are a mouse isn’t going to be that interested.  My point is that once you deviate from a 100% printed mouse trap, we’re just quibbling about percentages. 1

Some use cheese to trap mice.  I’ve found peanut butter to be far more effective.  To extend the above thought further, if you’re using peanut butter (or cheese) – just how much can you use in the trap?  If you’re using a lot of peanut butter, why not the whole jar’s worth?  If you’re using an entire jar of peanut butter, why waste the jar itself?  Chances are you were going to throw the empty peanut butter jar away anyhow.

This isn’t so much cheating as it is…  recycling/repurposing. 2

  1. There’s an old joke attributed to both George Bernard Shaw and Winston Churchill that is rather on point… []
  2. This brings to mind slippery slope arguments and the “If you give a mouse a cookie” book. []