Dear UPS,

I’m terribly sorry about your server.  You see, it’s just that I’m particularly excited about this package.  So hopefully having me refresh the page every 15 milliseconds is forgivable, if not understandable.

Tell you what – once I get my CupCake CNC operational, I’ll see what I can do about printing you a new server.

Anyhow, now that it’s here your IT guys can relax.

Regards,

MakerBlock