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Maybe you guys can help

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My recent post about We Alone On Earth’s MakerBot woes (and some solutions!) caught the attention of some people on Twitter, including Tim freaking O’Reilly.  As in Make Magazine, Maker Faire Tim O’Reilly.

Guys, if you have any sway with MakerBot Industries, tell them to hire me to blog for them already.  :)

Poll dancing

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[pdrpiechart data=”Yes. Ill even donate a dinosaur. Or laser.=25|Only if they promise to make him blog LESS. =3|No freaking way. I hate that guy.=1″]

96% of people polled want MakerBot to hire me to blog for them.  4% hate me and would rather have a sharp poke in the eye than read another word I’ve written.  Oh well, you can’t live your life without controversy.

I’m leaving this poll open until MakerBot hires me, so we should all just get used to it.  :)

Google Maps – a stalker’s best friend

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It gets cold in NY at night

It gets cold in NY at night

Ah, Google, you always know how to build an online tool that straddles the line between helpful and creepy.  Streetview plus Google Maps?  You are truly mana from heaven for stalkers.1

So.  It gets kinda cold outside at night.  I forgot to bring a sleeping bag, so I’ll just crouch down into a little ball, huddled over this laptop for light and warmth. 2  That Penke truck has moved since the Google van took that picture, so there’s not much of a wind break.

You guys going to let blog for you, or what?

Could I at least get a tour of the BotCave?

  1. Not that I know anything about stalkers.  Because I don’t. [↩]
  2. A modern day hobo-caveman.  Robo-caveman?  Scrawling my dreams on the internet walls. [↩]

Counter proposal for MakerBot Industries

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Sometimes you just need to turn a problem on it’s head.  I see that’s it been over a week since I submitted my job application. 1

So, here’s my counter proposal – I will continue to blog incessantly UNTIL you hire me!  Ha – and you thought it was going to be irritating to have me camp out outside, not showering, and stinking up the joint.2 Just wait until I clog up the RSS feed with every bit of nonsense I can dream up. 3

  1. That’s right, I stayed up until 1:27am on Wednesday morning writing it, overslept, and was late to a meeting the following morning…  Worth every moment. [↩]
  2. You see, I’m not above harrassment. [↩]
  3. For those astute readers, you’ll notice I actually added a new category to this blog.  Some posts are now categorized as “Random nonsense.” [↩]

Unrealistic expectations

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The guys at MakerBot just posted a job opening for a MakerBot blogger.  As if their list of qualifications wasn’t daunting enough, the tweet that follows…  Well, I’ll just let it speak for itself.

MakerBot Blogger Wanted: http://bit.ly/dur4vK (also: dinosaurs with lasers wanted)

You want a robot obsessed dinosaur with lasers? 1  What kind of a job posting is that?

  1. I don’t recall that as an option on career day. [↩]