The one who smelt it, dealt it

This morning I came in late to work, mostly because I had stayed up late working on work.  One of the staff made a joke that I was sneaking into the office like one of my co-workers. 1  I responded thusly:

I don’t sneak in or out.  I arrive just like I leave, with a clap of thunder and the smell of sulfur.

It’s only mildly true.  When I walk in late or leave early, I do so without apology.  We all have things we have to do, so why pretend otherwise?  Not being able to leave work at the office is a gift and a curse.  If you start working before you put on pants and eat breakfast, but then walk in a little later, who’s stay this way is any worse or better than another? 234567

Oh, and the sulfur?  It’s a glandular thing.

  1. He tends to sneak in, and then sneak out [↩]
  2. Well, I suppose an efficiency expert. [↩]
  3. Then again, I’m pretty sure you’d find my peak efficiency somewhere after a good night’s sleep, a quick jog, a long shower, a short nap, two cups of coffee, and one slice of cold pizza. [↩]
  4. What do you mean it’s noon? [↩]
  5. When studying for exams in grad school I essentially became nocturnal.  It’s too bad everything’s closed at night. [↩]
  6. One late evening/early morning my girlfriend and I decided to sew a parafoil kite, but the nearest place to get fabric at 3am was a Wal-Mart 45 minutes away.  Amusingly, at that time of day/night/day I was a lot more cheerful than the greeter. [↩]
  7. See, it’s not that I’m surly in the morning.  It’s that I’m surly at night and I’m just more advanced than most people. [↩]

Vacations are funny things

By the time you set up a vacation, you really really need one.  But, before you can leave for your vacation you’ve got to take care of a bunch of work so that nothing explodes while you’re gone.

But, by the time you come back everything has been sitting around for probably a week.  Which means that you have to dig yourself out of a big pile of work as soon as you get back.

Right now I’m in the working-my-rump-off-so-I-can-enjoy-my-vacation mode.  :)

Creating PDF’s on the fly using PHP and TCPDF

I’ve got a separate website that used to offer a service where you could get a custom report in the form of a PDF sent to you.  For that I used a free open source PHP script/library called FPDF.  It’s reasonably well documented, but there are a lot of nuances that not really intuitive.  Used in combination with a script called FDPI for importing an existing PDF’s, mixing in a little data from users, databases, and the internet, and it was a pretty amazing thing.

An acquaintance of mine suggested I take a look at a similar library for creating PDF’s with PHP called TCPDF.  The documentation borders on the compulsive – which I sincerely appreciate.  While the immediate downside is that it does not have a built-in PDF importer, it is apparently compatible with the aforementioned1 FDPI.  The part that I really like about TCPDF from scanning through these examples is the robust HTML rendering engine.  It would be a really amazing to be able to dump a chunk of HTML directly into a PDF without having to design a script to read through it all, parse it, and then format it specifically for the PDF.

  1. Who the hell uses THIS freaking word?! [↩]

Bein’ a Gangsta

In the last 5 or 6 years I’ve bought two video games for the PC.  Unfortunately, I have probably played each of them no more than about 1 -2 hours total.  I just got busy and didn’t have any time for them. 1  However, a bundle of seven Grand Theft Auto video games as an electronic bundle is a pretty sweet deal for $12.49.  I played Vice City a long time ago2 and had a blast.  Anyhow, I am posting the link without all the affiliate crap I had to click through so that maybe someone else can play these!  Have fun!

  1. I’ve moved on to more important things – such as designing and printing 3D objects! [↩]
  2. But never finished it.  What’s the point?  I was having too much fun playing gangsta. [↩]

Mini Maker Faire East Bay

So, this year’s mini-Maker Faire East Bay (Oakland) was SO much better than last year.  Last year it was pouring rain the whole time.  Not entirely prepared for precipitation, I got soaked.  Even so, we had fun.

But, this year we had a great time overall.  The weather was mild and nice.  A little breezy, but pleasantly so.  I lived in Oakland and Berkley for about five years – just ideal weather. 1

One of the fantastic and slightly unfortunate things about the mini and non-mini Maker Faires is that there is so much to see.  There’s just no way to see even a large fraction of what people have brought to show off.   After having attended two full sized Maker Faires and two mini-Maker Faires, I’ve developed somewhat of a method for experiencing them.

  1. I accept that I won’t get to see everything.  Whether it is one or two days, there will never be enough time to see everything.  And, taking into account the whimsical nature of children, we will probably arrive about 3 hours after opening and need to leave 1 hour early.
  2. The best I can do is check out the list of makers and prioritize just a small few.  Of that small list of must-see makers, I separate out those ones that have websites and those that do not.  If all else fails, I can always look up those makers who have websites.  The best part of seeing a maker’s exhibit is being able to actually talk to them.  But, checking out their website is a close second.
  3. Traversing the paths from one priority maker exhibit to the next, I’m bound to see additional cool makers’ exhibits.  I try to take the time to check out their exhibits and locate their contact information.  Thankfully, it seems a part of DIY maker culture is to share and document everything about what they do.  I like to take a picture of their exhibits, signs, and perhaps one of their brochures, stickers, or cards.

Here’s the only downside from today – the food situation this year was a bit rough.  There were a few food carts, but the lines were insane and the food slow.  When I heard from one couple that they spent 45 minutes in line and 45 minutes waiting for their food after they ordered, I knew we were in trouble. 2  Even if this couple was exaggerating their wait times by 100%, 45 minutes is a LONG time to wait for food when you’ve got a hungry little one.

  1. It’s never too cold, too hot, too windy, too rainy, never humid, just sunny enough, just breezy enough, clear skys all the time. [↩]
  2. I saw them get their food about 5 minutes after they said this [↩]