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At the end of the TARDIS infomercial they have a bunch of text quickly scroll past.  I paused the video and copied it all down, just so you won’t have to.  It’s after the two videos.  :)

Allons-y!!!

Here’s the bit that scrolls past really fast (complete with typos and duplication entries):

SIMPLE IS A RELATIVE TERM…
AS NECESSARY COMPONENTS MAY
NOT BE AVAILABLE
TARDIS CORAL
TARDIS KEY
CHAMELEON CIRCUIT
PARADOX MACHINE PARTS
ARCHANGEL PHONE CHARGERS
AUTONS
WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY THINGS
CARBON TUBING
CONSOLE WIRING
BAD WOLF
PSYCHIC PAPER
SONIC SCREWDRIVER
K9 TREATS
APPLES
3-D GLASSES
TIME RIFT FUEL
JELLY BABIES
VORTEX M ANIPULATOR
SENTIENT HEART
CLOISERT BELL
CLOAKING DEVICE
SWIMMING POOL
CHAMELELEON CIRCUIT
OUTER PLASMIC SHELL
PERCEPTION FILTER
REAL WORLD INTERFACE
TARDIS FORCE FIELD
BLUE STABILIZERS
DEMATERIALIZATION CIRCUIT
DIMENSIONAL STABILIZER
FAST RETURN SWITCH
FRICTION CONTRAFIBULATOR
GRAVITIC ANOMALISER
INTERACTIVE GYRO CONDUCTOR
SCOPE
HANDBRAKE
HELMIC REGULATOR
RANDOMISER
TIME PATH INDICATOR
TIME ROTOR
TIME VECORT GENERATOR
VORTEX LOOP
ZEITON CRYSTALS
ZIGZAG PLOTTER
DEFENCE INFDEFINITE TIMELOOP
OPTION
HEART OF THE TARDIS
HOSTILE ACTION DISPLACEMENT
SYSTEM (HADS)
SCANNER
TRANSLATION CIRCUIT
CHAMELEON ARCH
AIR CORRIDOR
BRIODE NEBULISER
DISTRESS SIGNAL RECEIVER
FAULT LOCATOR
FLUID LINK
FLOOD MACHINE
IMAGE TRANSLATOR
LIGHT SPEED OVERDRIVE
SAFETY INTERLOCKS
TELEPATHIC CIRCUITS
TREMULATOR
WARP SILO