Dear Restaurant,
Your website is really bad.1 It is literally preventing me from giving you money. Don’t take this the wrong way, all your competitors’ websites suck too. Fortunately, I have come up with a quick and easy list of things you can do to make your website not suck:
- DO prominently display
- DO give important information such as whether you accept cash only
- DO NOT have a flash, music, or animations7
Thank you,
Your (soon to be) loyal customer,
MakerBlock
- Photo courtesy of Chris Blakely [↩]
- So I can call you [↩]
- So I can go to you [↩]
- So I can be there when you are there [↩]
- So I show picky eaters you have a good place to eat with things they will like [↩]
- So I can give everyone a copy of your menu [↩]
- I will close the browser window and never eat at your restaurant [↩]