Nope, it’s not Rumplestiltskin…

After spending some quality time in the lavatory yesterday I begged off a meeting I had this morning.  The other guy was very understanding, but I couldn’t help wincing a little as I greeted him on the phone to ask for a rescheduling.

You see…

…his name…

…is…

…Ralph.1

  1. I wish I were kidding. []