Seriously, how much better would Portal have been if they substituted Pie for Cake??? “The pie was a lie” just sounds sooo much better.
In any case, DaveD asked what the heck happened to the pie I promised. Let me explain this with use of a pie chart.
[pdrpiechart data=”Time I spent fixing up my Pie Chart plugin=21|Time I spent writing a post about the MakerBot poll results=80|Time required to write polls results into a piechart=60″]
“If you make it through this next room, there will be pie. And then you will die.” Hey, you’re right, that does sound better!!
Then again, this verse doesn’t really work with pie, which is a shame since it’s possibly the best song ever:
“Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of PIE.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.”
(dave wanders off to thingiverse to look for a portal gun he can print tonight)
@Dave: So… Pie rhymes in one spot and doesn’t rhyme in one other spot? Sounds like a wash. Pie it is.