How NOT to Serve Chicken

This is not how chicken should be served - shaped to look like a human child

This is not how chicken should be served – shaped to look like a human child

This last year the office Christmas party was held at Ruth’s Chris where I was served an unappetizing and inedible dish.1

Setting aside the profound service issues and the presentation, the dish was just not edible.  Now, I like cheese – I even like a lot of cheese.  But, there was so much cheese inside and underneath this piece of chicken that I was just not able to scrape enough of it off to be able to eat it without coating my entire mouth and tongue.  I only managed to eat a few bites before having to give up entirely.

If the meal itself was inedible, the presentation was actually worse.  The dish looks like a little girl with pigtails was scalped, had her head was stuffed with cheese, and baked until golden brown.  Below is an animated GIF of what the dish looked like to me.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!

  1. Can you tell I’m overcompensating for not having actually posted last month? []